collegehumor:

Drawing Eyebrows and a Mustache on Your Baby is The Best Thing You Can Do For it

Whose gonna be a big bad villain when they grow up?

hehehehe… #thingstodowhenI’maparent

manafromheaven:

emlikesthis:

prouverily:

I don’t usually watch Kitchen Nightmares

but when I do everyone is fucking psycho

tHIS IS LIKE THE SCARIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN also yes good the comic

Soooo…..if you are ever in a restaurant (not this one. Holy shnikes these people are insane) and you see Gordon Ramsay walk in, the best thing that you can do is probably get out

collaredbabe:

oh my god someone with a cat come over I have a bearded dragon lets do this

“OMGWTFISTHATGETITAWAYFROMME!”

c4rcinogencrush:

if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%

This is a proven fact. #iateglitterforbreakfast

gamingrules:

I know this isn’t a Gaming Rule, but the awesomeness of this video cannot be ignored. A man got in touch with Valve, the creators of Portal 2, to create custom maps so that he could propose to his girlfriend. They even went as far as getting Ellen McLain (the voice of GLsDOS) to record special dialog just for this proposal.

So, I present to you the entire play through of these custom maps and the proposal. ^JF

(For the full story, check out this article from WIRED.)

dailyapocalypse:

http://dailyapocalypse.tumblr.com/

followthewaterr:

funky-purple-sheep:

breeannabodybag666:

riahreah:

he meows so hard he falls over :o

omg i want them all.

been staring at this for past 5mins and can’t stop laughing at the special kitty

HAVE TO REBLOG BECAUSE IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY

suigenerisgems:

Carved Assassins Motto
Sterling Silver ring with the motto ‘Nothing is True - Everything is Permitted’ in Arabic, Italian or English with brushed, mirror or patina finish.

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want

pir8crabs:

This is an actual thing made by Wendy’s.

This is a legit training video.

This is real.

I don’t know if I can still work for a company that used this as a training method….